do-not-touch-my-food:

Classic Potato Salad
crescentrax:


"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong…

crescentrax:

"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong

(Source: buriedalivebylovexxx, via fmleveryday)

essalynn:

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

HEEHEEEHEHEHE

(Source: dualchainz, via fmleveryday)

rubycosmos:

lonahtem:

i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

birb must spin

rubycosmos:

lonahtem:

i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

birb must spin

(Source: elpoderdelocio, via unfriendlytaiwanesehottie)

Tags: cat

sunroofs:

for when you want to blow your brains out while picking your nose

sunroofs:

for when you want to blow your brains out while picking your nose

(Source: srsmitty, via lonely-kaonashi)

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Tags: food porn @__@

fuckyeahdiomedes:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(via unfriendlytaiwanesehottie)

femmadilemma:

just watch it

(Source: epic-vines, via teragramnil)

Tags: cat

do-not-touch-my-food:

Chocolate Covered Pretzel Nutella Caramel Pecan Cookies

Tags: FOOD PORN

giantpandaphotos:

© Ami Vitale.
"You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you."

— Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: rustyvoices, via delicate-marionette)